1 00:00:10,023 --> 00:00:13,342 ♪ I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time ♪ 2 00:00:13,429 --> 00:00:15,030 ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 3 00:00:15,117 --> 00:00:16,750 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 4 00:00:16,837 --> 00:00:19,921 ♪ Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind ♪ 5 00:00:20,008 --> 00:00:21,662 ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 6 00:00:21,750 --> 00:00:23,512 ♪ People spouting, "howdy, neighbor!" ♪ 7 00:00:23,599 --> 00:00:26,568 ♪ Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind ♪ 8 00:00:26,655 --> 00:00:29,925 ♪ Mrph rmhmhm rm! Mrph rmhm rm! ♪ 9 00:00:30,012 --> 00:00:32,967 ♪ Come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine ♪ 10 00:00:33,055 --> 00:00:34,127 00:00:37,198 *SOUTH PARK* Episode Title: "Nobody Got Cereal?" 12 00:00:37,285 --> 00:00:39,221 Sync corrections by srjanapala 13 00:00:39,308 --> 00:00:41,208 Oh, my Gosh! Oh, honey! 14 00:00:41,295 --> 00:00:43,773 I can't believe you went to Jared! 15 00:00:43,860 --> 00:00:46,071 This is a new beginning for us, darling. 16 00:00:46,159 --> 00:00:48,725 I'm just so excited for our future. 17 00:00:58,370 --> 00:01:00,465 Ooooh, yeah! Take that, cop! 18 00:01:00,670 --> 00:01:02,505 You want some, too, sheriff?! 19 00:01:02,592 --> 00:01:05,243 Yeah! There you go, bitch! 20 00:01:05,402 --> 00:01:07,417 Another dead cop! 21 00:01:07,669 --> 00:01:09,724 And another one! 22 00:01:09,897 --> 00:01:11,576 Yeah, you want some, too, copper?! 23 00:01:11,663 --> 00:01:13,655 You want a piece of this, you god damn pigs?! 24 00:01:13,742 --> 00:01:15,437 Officer, you have to let us out of here! 25 00:01:15,524 --> 00:01:16,573 We don't have much time! 26 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:18,857 Yeah, that's the last cop. Let's get outta here! 27 00:01:18,944 --> 00:01:20,559 Sir, you have to listen to us. 28 00:01:20,647 --> 00:01:22,256 ManBearPig is real. 29 00:01:22,343 --> 00:01:24,210 Oh, God. Here we go again. 30 00:01:24,297 --> 00:01:25,520 "We gotta stop ManBearPig! 31 00:01:25,608 --> 00:01:26,743 We gotta take it serious!" 32 00:01:26,830 --> 00:01:27,851 But we do! 33 00:01:27,938 --> 00:01:29,207 ManBearPig is gonna kill everyone, 34 00:01:29,294 --> 00:01:30,322 and he is not gonna stop! 35 00:01:30,409 --> 00:01:31,319 Oh, well, then I guess 36 00:01:31,406 --> 00:01:32,557 I don't have to do anything about it. 37 00:01:32,645 --> 00:01:33,963 Can you get off your god damn video game 38 00:01:34,050 --> 00:01:36,365 for five **** seconds so we can have a conversation? 39 00:01:36,539 --> 00:01:38,812 Where the hell is Al Gore? Why isn't he coming for us? 40 00:01:38,899 --> 00:01:41,332 Nobody's coming for us, Stan. They think we're murderers. 41 00:01:41,420 --> 00:01:43,645 And that's why we have to break out of here ourselves. 42 00:01:43,733 --> 00:01:45,704 - Excuse me, officer? - Shut up. 43 00:01:45,792 --> 00:01:47,514 I don't wanna hear anything about ManBearPig 44 00:01:47,602 --> 00:01:48,623 and how we're all doomed. 45 00:01:48,711 --> 00:01:50,199 No, it's not that. It's just... 46 00:01:50,287 --> 00:01:51,628 I noticed you're still riding you're horse 47 00:01:51,715 --> 00:01:52,764 all the way back to camp. 48 00:01:52,851 --> 00:01:55,558 Yeah. Trains and stagecoaches don't go to my camp. 49 00:01:55,645 --> 00:01:57,018 No they don't, but... 50 00:01:57,106 --> 00:01:59,725 you can use cinematic mode to make it way easier on yourself. 51 00:02:01,276 --> 00:02:03,744 What the hell are you talking about? 52 00:02:08,539 --> 00:02:09,558 All right, everyone. 53 00:02:09,645 --> 00:02:11,244 I realize a lot of people have died 54 00:02:11,332 --> 00:02:12,633 and most of the roads have been destroyed 55 00:02:12,721 --> 00:02:14,501 due to all the fires, so I'd like to thank you all 56 00:02:14,588 --> 00:02:16,510 for coming to tonight's symposium... 57 00:02:16,597 --> 00:02:18,324 "When Should I Start to Worry?" 58 00:02:18,411 --> 00:02:20,254 I'd like to make this an open discussion 59 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:22,191 and hope we can all participate in ways 60 00:02:22,278 --> 00:02:23,603 that give better insight. 61 00:02:23,690 --> 00:02:24,868 Yes, Mr. Clarkson? 62 00:02:24,956 --> 00:02:26,948 I'm pretty sure there's a ManBearPig. 63 00:02:27,035 --> 00:02:29,450 And I'm fairly certain that he has eaten two of my children 64 00:02:29,537 --> 00:02:30,801 and destroyed our home. 65 00:02:30,888 --> 00:02:32,676 When should I start to worry? 66 00:02:32,787 --> 00:02:34,003 That's an excellent question. 67 00:02:34,090 --> 00:02:35,790 There's definitely evidence that all the death 68 00:02:35,877 --> 00:02:38,160 and destruction around us is due to a ManBearPig. 69 00:02:38,247 --> 00:02:40,758 But no exact correlation to a ManBearPig. 70 00:02:40,845 --> 00:02:41,905 Definitely not, 71 00:02:41,992 --> 00:02:43,849 and that's why we are all here, to try to pinpoint 72 00:02:43,937 --> 00:02:45,465 when should I start to worry? 73 00:02:45,553 --> 00:02:48,716 I think that the time to start worrying is coming. 74 00:02:48,803 --> 00:02:50,809 I don't know if I believe in ManBearPig or not, 75 00:02:50,896 --> 00:02:52,237 but I do know that I'm open 76 00:02:52,325 --> 00:02:54,695 to the idea of starting to worry. 77 00:02:55,605 --> 00:02:57,998 I think Stephen echoes a lot of our feelings right now. 78 00:02:58,085 --> 00:03:00,824 Arghhh! 79 00:03:00,912 --> 00:03:02,658 Foolish mortals! 80 00:03:02,746 --> 00:03:06,905 Your time is nigh! Face your end! 81 00:03:07,056 --> 00:03:09,864 Um, it looks like Satan is here. 82 00:03:09,951 --> 00:03:11,888 Should I start to worry? 83 00:03:21,188 --> 00:03:22,303 Stan?! 84 00:03:22,412 --> 00:03:23,885 We broke out of jail, Dad. 85 00:03:23,972 --> 00:03:25,645 Come on. Get outta sight. 86 00:03:27,529 --> 00:03:28,697 Cartman tricked the guard. 87 00:03:28,785 --> 00:03:30,045 We all ran home to be with our parents. 88 00:03:30,133 --> 00:03:31,663 Where's Mom? Your mom's been out 89 00:03:31,751 --> 00:03:33,727 trying to find you a lawyer and a therapist. 90 00:03:33,815 --> 00:03:35,526 We've been doing all we can, son! 91 00:03:35,614 --> 00:03:37,555 Dad, that thing we saw take Ned... 92 00:03:37,643 --> 00:03:39,746 It was ManBearPig. It was real. 93 00:03:39,833 --> 00:03:42,035 What are you talking about. It was just a bear. 94 00:03:42,123 --> 00:03:43,740 No, Dad! It's... 95 00:03:43,827 --> 00:03:45,308 Why do you keep looking at the TV? 96 00:03:45,395 --> 00:03:47,436 What? Why? I dunno. What? 97 00:03:49,124 --> 00:03:51,107 You've been playing "Red Dead Redemption"? 98 00:03:51,195 --> 00:03:52,199 A little bit! 99 00:03:52,286 --> 00:03:55,040 I mean, when I'm not doing all the stuff for you. 100 00:03:55,127 --> 00:03:56,984 I thought you were working on getting me out! 101 00:03:57,072 --> 00:03:59,473 Sorry! I needed a little break. 102 00:03:59,569 --> 00:04:01,127 You're all the way to Saint Denis?! 103 00:04:01,215 --> 00:04:02,689 That's like 40 hours of gameplay! 104 00:04:02,777 --> 00:04:05,216 How could you... Are you high right now? 105 00:04:05,304 --> 00:04:07,280 I'm a little high, yes! 106 00:04:07,367 --> 00:04:08,655 Oh, my God. 107 00:04:08,742 --> 00:04:10,130 Oh, what?! I'm sorry! 108 00:04:10,218 --> 00:04:13,692 I'm sorry I needed to decompress with all this shit going on. 109 00:04:13,779 --> 00:04:15,896 I can't believe you would get high and play video games 110 00:04:15,983 --> 00:04:17,028 while your son is in jail! 111 00:04:17,115 --> 00:04:18,275 You're such an asshole! 112 00:04:18,363 --> 00:04:20,534 Well, at least I'm not a school shooter! 113 00:04:20,622 --> 00:04:23,225 It wasn't me! It was a demon named ManBearPig! 114 00:04:23,312 --> 00:04:26,350 Oh, whatever! "ManBearPig! ManBearPig!" 115 00:04:26,437 --> 00:04:28,210 You sound like your freakin' grandpa. 116 00:04:28,297 --> 00:04:30,375 Yeah, because I learned a lot about... Woah, woah. 117 00:04:30,462 --> 00:04:32,389 What are you talking about, "I sound like grandpa"? 118 00:04:32,477 --> 00:04:34,195 He's been talking about ManBearPig coming 119 00:04:34,283 --> 00:04:35,798 since I was **** 14. 120 00:04:35,885 --> 00:04:37,499 It's nothing new. 121 00:04:38,725 --> 00:04:41,563 Someone made a deal with it... a long time ago... 122 00:04:41,650 --> 00:04:44,021 Do you know how to craft stamina tonics? 123 00:04:47,430 --> 00:04:48,683 Mom? 124 00:04:50,597 --> 00:04:51,932 Dad? 125 00:05:00,195 --> 00:05:01,936 I don't know if you can hear me. 126 00:05:02,031 --> 00:05:04,260 I feel so alone right now. 127 00:05:04,348 --> 00:05:06,379 I feel like the whole world is falling apart 128 00:05:06,466 --> 00:05:08,487 and somehow I'm supposed to do something but... 129 00:05:08,574 --> 00:05:11,204 I don't know what that is anymore. 130 00:05:12,178 --> 00:05:16,265 Fear not. Do not give up on yourself. 131 00:05:16,541 --> 00:05:19,397 You must keep believing. 132 00:05:19,728 --> 00:05:20,912 Mr. Gore? 133 00:05:21,037 --> 00:05:22,511 Where have you been?! 134 00:05:22,598 --> 00:05:25,172 It's me. Al Gore. 135 00:05:25,259 --> 00:05:26,811 Yeah. Where have you been?! 136 00:05:26,898 --> 00:05:29,849 You cannot lose faith, my child. 137 00:05:29,937 --> 00:05:32,494 Even though everyone is ripping on you. 138 00:05:32,581 --> 00:05:34,353 Even though they don't believe you, 139 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:36,361 and they're saying you're just seeking attention 140 00:05:36,448 --> 00:05:38,371 because you lost the presidency, 141 00:05:38,458 --> 00:05:40,342 you have to be strong. 142 00:05:40,429 --> 00:05:42,450 What happened to you?! Are you dead or something? 143 00:05:42,537 --> 00:05:44,436 No! Not dead! 144 00:05:44,610 --> 00:05:46,978 Just merely using a flashlight on glass 145 00:05:47,065 --> 00:05:49,388 to apply the Pepper's ghost technique. 146 00:05:49,743 --> 00:05:50,957 Wait, what? 147 00:05:51,045 --> 00:05:52,583 Oh, God damn it! 148 00:05:52,670 --> 00:05:54,151 You see my point? 149 00:05:54,239 --> 00:05:56,686 Things aren't always as they appear. 150 00:05:56,797 --> 00:05:59,614 You have to stay strong, my little crusader. 151 00:05:59,701 --> 00:06:01,314 I can't do this alone. I need help. 152 00:06:01,402 --> 00:06:02,540 I did, too. 153 00:06:02,627 --> 00:06:03,866 Didn't get it. 154 00:06:03,954 --> 00:06:05,640 What more do you want from me? 155 00:06:05,728 --> 00:06:07,147 I've atoned for my mistake. 156 00:06:07,234 --> 00:06:08,574 I'm sorry that we were getting a lot 157 00:06:08,662 --> 00:06:10,011 of different information at the time. 158 00:06:10,098 --> 00:06:11,123 You know, even you were wrong 159 00:06:11,211 --> 00:06:13,456 about a lot of the things you said would happen... 160 00:06:13,550 --> 00:06:14,680 What's that? 161 00:06:14,768 --> 00:06:15,943 Nothing. I didn't mean... 162 00:06:16,030 --> 00:06:17,179 See ya later, alligator. 163 00:06:17,267 --> 00:06:18,815 No, no, no, no! I'm sorry! 164 00:06:18,903 --> 00:06:20,541 I am sorry, please! I'm cereal! 165 00:06:20,628 --> 00:06:21,783 I didn't mean to say you were wrong, 166 00:06:21,870 --> 00:06:22,949 just that some of your predictions 167 00:06:23,036 --> 00:06:25,138 - didn't happen... - Oh, yeah. You're real cereal. 168 00:06:25,226 --> 00:06:26,301 Please, please! Please! 169 00:06:26,389 --> 00:06:28,426 I'll do anything! I just want everyone to be safe! 170 00:06:28,513 --> 00:06:30,860 All I was doing was trying to be your mentor. 171 00:06:30,947 --> 00:06:33,001 You know who my mentor was? 172 00:06:33,088 --> 00:06:35,498 Me! Al Gore! 173 00:06:35,585 --> 00:06:37,592 Hello, Al Gore. 174 00:06:37,775 --> 00:06:39,876 It's him! Just in time, too. 175 00:06:39,964 --> 00:06:43,103 Thanks for coming in my time of crisis, Al Gore! 176 00:06:47,348 --> 00:06:49,944 Sorry to call you down, sir, but this is a bad one. 177 00:06:50,031 --> 00:06:51,200 Oh, no. That's fine. 178 00:06:51,288 --> 00:06:53,280 I finally arrest four school shooters 179 00:06:53,367 --> 00:06:54,934 and can play some "Red Dead Redemption," 180 00:06:55,021 --> 00:06:57,304 and then I get a call about another school shooting. 181 00:06:57,392 --> 00:07:00,261 This one really doesn't look like a school shooting, sir. 182 00:07:00,349 --> 00:07:03,002 Five different witnesses say it was definitely... 183 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:04,203 ManBearPig. 184 00:07:04,290 --> 00:07:05,489 God damn it! 185 00:07:05,577 --> 00:07:08,683 There is no such thing as a ManBearPig, you got that?! 186 00:07:08,770 --> 00:07:11,642 We're working with facts here, not goofball theories! 187 00:07:11,729 --> 00:07:13,902 Yes, but, sir, all the forensic scientists 188 00:07:13,989 --> 00:07:16,153 say there are bear and pig footprints **** 189 00:07:16,240 --> 00:07:17,527 scientists! 190 00:07:17,614 --> 00:07:20,350 Why are you trying to figure out what's going on 191 00:07:20,437 --> 00:07:21,977 with scientists?! 192 00:07:22,065 --> 00:07:23,285 The only thing I want to know is 193 00:07:23,372 --> 00:07:24,991 who committed this school shooting 194 00:07:25,078 --> 00:07:26,181 since our school shooting suspects 195 00:07:26,268 --> 00:07:28,293 - are in jail! - Detective! 196 00:07:28,389 --> 00:07:30,183 Detective, we just got word from the station. 197 00:07:30,270 --> 00:07:32,757 The four shooting suspects broke out a while ago. 198 00:07:32,844 --> 00:07:35,662 Oh, well, there you go! It was them again! 199 00:07:35,749 --> 00:07:37,985 Gee, I didn't need any freakin' scientists 200 00:07:38,072 --> 00:07:39,325 to figure that out, did I? 201 00:07:39,412 --> 00:07:41,162 Get 'em outta here! 202 00:07:42,160 --> 00:07:43,774 Now how the **** did those kids 203 00:07:43,861 --> 00:07:45,134 break out of my jail?! 204 00:07:45,221 --> 00:07:46,734 Jenkins said they tricked him. 205 00:07:46,821 --> 00:07:48,419 Said they could show him a way to fast travel 206 00:07:48,506 --> 00:07:50,271 in "Red Dead Redemption" by upgrading his camp, 207 00:07:50,359 --> 00:07:51,700 and then they just took off. 208 00:07:51,787 --> 00:07:54,738 There's a way to fast travel if you upgrade your camp? 209 00:07:55,234 --> 00:07:56,338 Jesus. 210 00:07:56,425 --> 00:07:58,465 You better start from the beginning. 211 00:08:01,246 --> 00:08:03,173 More damage and destruction today 212 00:08:03,261 --> 00:08:05,276 as the death toll rises to the hundreds. 213 00:08:05,364 --> 00:08:08,502 Some see this as evidence ManBearPig might be real, 214 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:11,128 while others say ManBearPig is a fabrication 215 00:08:11,216 --> 00:08:12,715 for political gains... 216 00:08:15,550 --> 00:08:17,213 Grandpa?! 217 00:08:18,955 --> 00:08:20,617 What did you do? 218 00:08:20,911 --> 00:08:22,557 Oh, Billy. 219 00:08:22,777 --> 00:08:24,933 My grandson come to visit! 220 00:08:25,021 --> 00:08:27,405 This isn't the first time ManBearPig has shown up, is it? 221 00:08:27,518 --> 00:08:28,638 What happened? 222 00:08:28,725 --> 00:08:30,357 Billy, I have Alzheimer's. 223 00:08:30,445 --> 00:08:32,758 I don't even remember what happened this morning. 224 00:08:32,883 --> 00:08:34,383 Cut the shit, Grandpa. 225 00:08:34,470 --> 00:08:37,301 You people knew. You made a deal with that thing. 226 00:08:37,388 --> 00:08:39,773 We thought we'd be dead by now! 227 00:08:39,860 --> 00:08:42,968 We didn't think we'd have to live to see the consequences! 228 00:08:43,055 --> 00:08:45,815 Aw, great! Just tell the whole world, Margret! 229 00:08:46,437 --> 00:08:48,334 Why did you old people make a deal?! 230 00:08:48,421 --> 00:08:51,136 We had a right to be happy, too, ya know! 231 00:08:51,223 --> 00:08:52,964 And you just signed away the future?! 232 00:08:53,051 --> 00:08:55,741 We didn't want to have to give the demon his stuff back! 233 00:08:55,829 --> 00:08:57,076 What stuff?! 234 00:08:57,234 --> 00:08:58,873 All our cars. 235 00:08:58,961 --> 00:09:01,172 And premium boutique ice cream. 236 00:09:01,260 --> 00:09:02,569 You couldn't control yourselves 237 00:09:02,657 --> 00:09:04,420 so now that thing is here to kill all of us! 238 00:09:04,507 --> 00:09:06,493 Good **** job, grandpa! 239 00:09:09,758 --> 00:09:11,341 Kyle, come on, we've got to go. 240 00:09:11,429 --> 00:09:12,425 Go where? 241 00:09:12,512 --> 00:09:15,421 I had a vision, Kyle. Al Gore's ghost visited me. 242 00:09:15,509 --> 00:09:17,652 Al Gore isn't dead. 243 00:09:17,739 --> 00:09:19,268 Well, his ghost came to me, Kyle. 244 00:09:19,356 --> 00:09:20,610 He said he had a plan, and we need to go. 245 00:09:20,698 --> 00:09:23,004 - Are you in or not? - Mrph rmh rmphm? 246 00:09:28,451 --> 00:09:29,807 We shouldn't be out here! 247 00:09:29,894 --> 00:09:31,100 We're wanted by the police. 248 00:09:31,188 --> 00:09:32,466 Shhh. What was that? 249 00:09:32,554 --> 00:09:34,208 Mrph rmhmhm rm. 250 00:09:34,296 --> 00:09:36,642 This is where Al Gore told me to go. 251 00:09:37,554 --> 00:09:39,742 Mrph rmhmhm rm! 252 00:09:41,869 --> 00:09:42,888 It's Satan! 253 00:09:42,976 --> 00:09:44,895 What are you doing here, Satan? 254 00:09:44,983 --> 00:09:48,805 I was told to come here by the spirit of Al Gore. 255 00:09:48,947 --> 00:09:51,638 Us, too. But why? 256 00:09:51,742 --> 00:09:55,553 Remember... 257 00:09:55,641 --> 00:10:00,427 even though I am gone, you must still work together. 258 00:10:00,545 --> 00:10:01,792 Work together how? 259 00:10:01,879 --> 00:10:03,574 I'm not talking to you. 260 00:10:03,661 --> 00:10:06,798 I'm talking to the ones who are actually cereal. 261 00:10:06,925 --> 00:10:08,737 You cannot lose hope. 262 00:10:08,887 --> 00:10:12,802 There is still much you need to know. 263 00:10:19,403 --> 00:10:21,825 Oh, you'd better not... 264 00:10:22,105 --> 00:10:23,545 You bitch! 265 00:10:23,869 --> 00:10:25,975 You're playing Red Dead Redemption, aren't you? 266 00:10:26,062 --> 00:10:27,107 So? What of it? 267 00:10:27,194 --> 00:10:29,969 What did I tell you about playing on my save game, Maggie? 268 00:10:30,057 --> 00:10:32,998 No. No. This is my life, now, Harrison Yates. 269 00:10:33,085 --> 00:10:35,612 I started over, with me own save game. 270 00:10:35,700 --> 00:10:37,015 What are you talking about? 271 00:10:37,103 --> 00:10:38,210 See for yourself. 272 00:10:38,297 --> 00:10:40,177 You and all your talk of wanting your own life. 273 00:10:40,265 --> 00:10:41,701 I wanted something new, too! 274 00:10:41,789 --> 00:10:43,075 I started over in the snow, 275 00:10:43,163 --> 00:10:45,051 and worked my way up to the new gang leader! 276 00:10:45,138 --> 00:10:46,745 I have thousands of dollars of me own. 277 00:10:46,833 --> 00:10:48,488 I built a house with John Marston. 278 00:10:48,576 --> 00:10:50,347 I'm helping his family, now. 279 00:10:50,435 --> 00:10:51,989 You ****ing slut! 280 00:10:52,076 --> 00:10:53,455 That's right, Harrison Yates. 281 00:10:53,542 --> 00:10:54,547 And what have you got? 282 00:10:54,634 --> 00:10:56,737 A basic starter horse and the $20 gambler's hat 283 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:57,920 you won in a poker match. 284 00:10:58,007 --> 00:10:59,654 I'm twice the man you are, now! 285 00:10:59,742 --> 00:11:01,304 Don't you talk to me like that! 286 00:11:01,391 --> 00:11:02,669 I'll talk however I want! 287 00:11:02,756 --> 00:11:04,566 I've completed every hunting side mission, 288 00:11:04,654 --> 00:11:06,592 found seven legendary animals. 289 00:11:06,679 --> 00:11:08,703 - Found them where? - I'm not telling. 290 00:11:08,791 --> 00:11:11,253 You wanted your own life, and now, you got it! 291 00:11:11,340 --> 00:11:12,589 Maggie! 292 00:11:16,489 --> 00:11:18,520 And in conclusion, 293 00:11:18,607 --> 00:11:22,247 let me just say that you are the future. 294 00:11:22,335 --> 00:11:24,287 You cannot give up hope. 295 00:11:24,454 --> 00:11:28,634 I brought you all together because I believe in you. 296 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,108 Okay, but what do you want us to... 297 00:11:30,195 --> 00:11:35,053 And sometimes, believing is all that we need to be cereal. 298 00:11:41,038 --> 00:11:42,591 Credits? 299 00:11:45,290 --> 00:11:46,997 Did you guys like my movie? 300 00:11:47,085 --> 00:11:48,347 What are you doing? 301 00:11:48,435 --> 00:11:51,658 Exactly. I'm trying to get you to ask, 302 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:53,446 "What would Al Gore do?" 303 00:11:53,533 --> 00:11:55,974 Make a movie starring you. 304 00:11:56,062 --> 00:11:58,750 Yes... to get you all to not give up. 305 00:11:58,838 --> 00:12:00,359 To get you to fight! 306 00:12:00,447 --> 00:12:04,824 You don't understand. There is no fight. 307 00:12:04,912 --> 00:12:08,921 A deal was made. We do not know by whom. 308 00:12:09,017 --> 00:12:11,792 But this demon has grown stronger, 309 00:12:11,879 --> 00:12:15,820 and no mortal can do anything to stop him. 310 00:12:15,985 --> 00:12:18,926 No mortal, but what about you? 311 00:12:19,014 --> 00:12:21,799 Why would I help mankind? 312 00:12:21,887 --> 00:12:23,282 Satan, come on. 313 00:12:23,369 --> 00:12:25,887 Are you really gonna stand there and not say you appreciate 314 00:12:25,975 --> 00:12:28,075 all the nice things humans have done for you lately? 315 00:12:28,162 --> 00:12:29,802 I mean, not sure if you've noticed, 316 00:12:29,890 --> 00:12:32,188 but we're pretty much doing things your way up here. 317 00:12:32,935 --> 00:12:35,979 I... must admit, people up here on Earth 318 00:12:36,066 --> 00:12:39,155 have been... doing a lot of my work for me lately. 319 00:12:39,242 --> 00:12:43,905 Maybe... maybe it is time I did something for them. 320 00:12:46,259 --> 00:12:49,726 We were all young and foolish back then, Billy. 321 00:12:49,814 --> 00:12:52,034 We didn't think about the future. 322 00:12:52,302 --> 00:12:55,196 We just wanted things. 323 00:12:55,283 --> 00:12:59,276 This creature shows up, and it seemed like a good deal, 324 00:12:59,363 --> 00:13:01,230 for everyone in town. 325 00:13:01,318 --> 00:13:03,623 You didn't stop to think about what it would mean for us? 326 00:13:03,710 --> 00:13:06,613 Ah, Billy, it's not that simple. 327 00:13:06,742 --> 00:13:10,702 We thought about it. But our town was so tiny back then. 328 00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:13,857 We just... We wanted nice things other people had. 329 00:13:13,944 --> 00:13:15,183 And you didn't give two shits 330 00:13:15,270 --> 00:13:16,916 what it would mean for your grandchildren. 331 00:13:17,003 --> 00:13:19,373 I didn't think I'd have grandkids. 332 00:13:19,461 --> 00:13:21,382 I didn't even want children 333 00:13:21,470 --> 00:13:24,410 That's why I always came on Gram Gram's tits. 334 00:13:24,497 --> 00:13:25,509 Aaah! 335 00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:26,848 But then, one night, 336 00:13:26,936 --> 00:13:28,326 I'm having sex with your grandma, 337 00:13:28,413 --> 00:13:30,249 and she sticks her finger in my ass. 338 00:13:30,337 --> 00:13:32,297 She had sometimes licked my ass before, 339 00:13:32,385 --> 00:13:34,493 but this was the first time she used her finger, 340 00:13:34,581 --> 00:13:36,251 and I came inside her like that. 341 00:13:36,338 --> 00:13:38,542 I pulled out, and your grandma was like, 342 00:13:38,629 --> 00:13:40,168 "Did you just come in me?" 343 00:13:40,256 --> 00:13:43,463 And I was like "Well, you stuck your finger in my ass." 344 00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:46,870 And that's basically why you're here, Billy. 345 00:13:49,186 --> 00:13:50,768 This is supposed to make me feel better? 346 00:13:50,855 --> 00:13:53,806 I'm just saying that I wasn't thinking about the future 347 00:13:53,894 --> 00:13:57,274 because your father was supposed to be nothing but dried up crust 348 00:13:57,361 --> 00:13:58,906 on Gram Gram's titties. 349 00:13:58,993 --> 00:14:02,319 You people made a deal with ManBearPig. 350 00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:03,828 How? Where? 351 00:14:03,915 --> 00:14:06,872 It doesn't matter, Billy. It's too late now. 352 00:14:06,959 --> 00:14:08,912 Tell me how the deal happened, 353 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:11,423 so that I can try to make it go away. 354 00:14:19,264 --> 00:14:20,896 No! No!! 355 00:14:21,837 --> 00:14:24,394 ManBearPig! 356 00:15:03,923 --> 00:15:05,789 Now watch... 357 00:15:32,963 --> 00:15:34,301 Satan! 358 00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:37,423 H-Hey. Hey kids 359 00:15:38,916 --> 00:15:40,516 I'm sorry. 360 00:15:40,610 --> 00:15:43,951 No. Satan, you can't die. 361 00:15:44,038 --> 00:15:46,165 Everyone dies. 362 00:15:46,315 --> 00:15:48,480 I just wish I could have helped you. 363 00:15:49,030 --> 00:15:51,148 Oh, God. It hurts. 364 00:15:51,290 --> 00:15:53,533 We can't do this without you Satan. 365 00:15:53,699 --> 00:15:56,256 You have to. You have to keep trying. 366 00:15:56,343 --> 00:15:57,974 If you can't stop ManBearPig, 367 00:15:58,061 --> 00:16:00,847 - how can we be... - You have to keep trying! 368 00:16:02,407 --> 00:16:05,446 You... have to believe. 369 00:16:11,235 --> 00:16:12,475 Mmph. 370 00:16:13,354 --> 00:16:15,573 Satan's dead. 371 00:16:18,980 --> 00:16:21,797 Come back. Come back. 372 00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:31,191 Goodbye. 373 00:16:35,107 --> 00:16:37,907 Dude, this is pretty **** up right here. 374 00:16:40,059 --> 00:16:42,391 And now on Park County Cable Access, 375 00:16:42,478 --> 00:16:46,656 "Should We Start to Worry?" with your host Jim Kimble. 376 00:16:46,743 --> 00:16:48,916 As our town continues to burn to the ground, 377 00:16:49,003 --> 00:16:51,245 Satan has been slaughtered and sent to heaven. 378 00:16:51,332 --> 00:16:53,083 Should we start to worry? 379 00:16:53,207 --> 00:16:55,689 Joining me now, an expert on our county resources 380 00:16:55,776 --> 00:16:57,020 and preparedness, Alec Vaughn. 381 00:16:57,108 --> 00:16:59,635 Alec, should we start to worry? 382 00:16:59,722 --> 00:17:01,809 Jim, I think we should definitely consider 383 00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:03,588 starting to worry. Satan was one of the most 384 00:17:03,676 --> 00:17:06,199 powerful entities, supposedly, in the universe, 385 00:17:06,286 --> 00:17:08,785 and ManBearPig annihilated him like a bitch. 386 00:17:08,873 --> 00:17:10,636 I don't think we should waste any more time 387 00:17:10,723 --> 00:17:12,362 underestimating the importance 388 00:17:12,450 --> 00:17:15,094 of beginning to think about starting to worry. 389 00:17:15,182 --> 00:17:18,986 Also joining us is the former Vice President, Al Gore. 390 00:17:19,074 --> 00:17:22,248 Mr. Gore, do you believe it's time for us to deliberate 391 00:17:22,335 --> 00:17:24,224 the process of starting to worry? 392 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:27,122 If by worrying, you mean getting cereal, 393 00:17:27,210 --> 00:17:29,038 then an emphatic "yes!" 394 00:17:29,125 --> 00:17:30,953 I don't think there's any more room 395 00:17:31,041 --> 00:17:33,319 for not considering underestimating the importance 396 00:17:33,406 --> 00:17:35,707 of beginning to start the process of mulling over 397 00:17:35,795 --> 00:17:38,179 the conceptualization of starting to worry. 398 00:17:38,267 --> 00:17:41,139 And the time to do it is... very soon. 399 00:17:41,328 --> 00:17:42,825 Hey, what are you doing? 400 00:17:42,912 --> 00:17:45,620 I'm being a spiritual mentor. 401 00:17:45,714 --> 00:17:47,942 These people are depending on me. 402 00:17:48,030 --> 00:17:49,965 No, they're depending on me! 403 00:17:50,053 --> 00:17:53,287 I'm depending on you, goofball! 404 00:17:54,739 --> 00:17:56,238 Aah! 405 00:17:58,152 --> 00:17:59,972 All right, looks like we're clear. 406 00:18:00,451 --> 00:18:03,079 I can't believe it's the weekend, and I'm at school! 407 00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:04,499 This is the best place to hide. 408 00:18:04,587 --> 00:18:05,943 Why? Of all the places we could hide, 409 00:18:06,030 --> 00:18:07,394 why do I have to sit here in school? 410 00:18:07,482 --> 00:18:08,321 Mmph! 411 00:18:08,409 --> 00:18:10,483 Where's the last place anyone would think we would hide? 412 00:18:10,570 --> 00:18:13,130 The scene of our supposed crime, dummies! We're safe here. 413 00:18:13,218 --> 00:18:15,391 I'd rather be in jail than in school. 414 00:18:16,248 --> 00:18:17,590 Mm mmph! 415 00:18:18,383 --> 00:18:20,312 - Guys? Guys! - Stan! 416 00:18:20,400 --> 00:18:22,713 Guys, thank God! Just stay right there, Grandpa! 417 00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:24,877 I know all about the deal. I know what we have to do. 418 00:18:24,965 --> 00:18:26,017 How'd you find us here? 419 00:18:26,105 --> 00:18:27,374 I figured you guys were hiding somewhere. 420 00:18:27,462 --> 00:18:28,495 This is the first place I thought to look. 421 00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:29,596 Mm-hmm! 422 00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:31,351 Yeah, I guess we're dummies, huh, Kenny? 423 00:18:31,438 --> 00:18:32,993 Yeah, I guess we're dummies. 424 00:18:33,081 --> 00:18:34,712 Guys, listen... My stupid grandpa 425 00:18:34,799 --> 00:18:36,821 and a bunch of other old people made the deal with ManBearPig. 426 00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:38,437 It's here because of their greediness. 427 00:18:38,525 --> 00:18:39,969 Everyone's greedy! 428 00:18:40,056 --> 00:18:41,405 Shut up, Grandpa! 429 00:18:41,493 --> 00:18:42,769 I know where to go, but I need your help. 430 00:18:42,857 --> 00:18:45,351 I'm going to face ManBearPig and put an end to this deal. 431 00:18:45,438 --> 00:18:48,224 Are you crazy? We just saw ManBearPig take down Satan. 432 00:18:48,312 --> 00:18:49,890 What the hell are we supposed to do against it? 433 00:18:49,977 --> 00:18:51,120 We have to try. 434 00:18:51,814 --> 00:18:55,142 Attention school shooters... again. 435 00:18:55,834 --> 00:18:59,002 We have you surrounded... again. 436 00:18:59,247 --> 00:19:01,474 Come out with your hands up! 437 00:19:01,617 --> 00:19:04,433 We just sat in school for nothing. 438 00:19:05,948 --> 00:19:08,231 Listen! We know what to do now! 439 00:19:08,318 --> 00:19:11,063 Drop to the ground and put your hands on your heads. 440 00:19:11,190 --> 00:19:13,315 No, I need to face ManBearPig. 441 00:19:13,403 --> 00:19:15,511 We have orders! You're coming with us! 442 00:19:15,598 --> 00:19:17,608 Belay those orders! 443 00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:26,491 I've been a fool denying ManBearPig's existence, 444 00:19:26,672 --> 00:19:29,042 and I didn't realize it till I went home. 445 00:19:29,309 --> 00:19:32,895 My wife... had started a new life without me. 446 00:19:32,998 --> 00:19:34,667 I wanted to give up, 447 00:19:34,944 --> 00:19:37,350 but instead, I robbed a bank in Saint Denis, 448 00:19:37,438 --> 00:19:39,682 and I went to an island north of Cuba. 449 00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:43,127 After I came back, that's when it all caught up with me. 450 00:19:43,261 --> 00:19:45,332 All the stagecoaches I had robbed, 451 00:19:45,419 --> 00:19:47,890 all the horses I had stole... For what?! 452 00:19:48,181 --> 00:19:51,887 We're nothing if we don't believe in each other! 453 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,992 And God damn it, it's never too late to start trying 454 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,547 to do the right thing. 455 00:19:56,634 --> 00:19:58,910 You think you know what that is boys? 456 00:19:59,026 --> 00:20:00,543 Yes, I do. 457 00:20:00,776 --> 00:20:02,322 We're going to face ManBearPig 458 00:20:02,409 --> 00:20:05,909 and put an end to this deal once and for all. 459 00:20:07,566 --> 00:20:12,446 Okay, sign here... and here. 460 00:20:12,677 --> 00:20:15,256 These documents state merely that you've been granted 461 00:20:15,343 --> 00:20:18,308 power of attorney by your town and that you wish to attempt 462 00:20:18,396 --> 00:20:19,997 to void the current agreement. 463 00:20:20,218 --> 00:20:21,576 Kay... 464 00:20:21,720 --> 00:20:23,593 Since this is a renegotiation, 465 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,940 you agree that ManBearPig has right to compensation 466 00:20:26,027 --> 00:20:28,478 for termination, and you will give up all rights 467 00:20:28,565 --> 00:20:30,214 to specified assets. 468 00:20:30,388 --> 00:20:33,424 Yes. Yes, we agree to give back cars and ice cream. 469 00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:36,594 Uh, let me confer with my client. 470 00:20:37,034 --> 00:20:39,266 Uh-huh. Got it. Yes. 471 00:20:39,353 --> 00:20:40,635 My client says that he... 472 00:20:41,695 --> 00:20:42,700 OKay. 473 00:20:43,555 --> 00:20:44,935 Uh, mm-hmm. 474 00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:46,441 ManBearPig has no interest 475 00:20:46,529 --> 00:20:48,215 in you giving up cars and ice cream. 476 00:20:48,828 --> 00:20:50,876 Well, what's he want everyone to give up? 477 00:20:54,292 --> 00:20:56,086 There! There he is! There he is! 478 00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:57,657 Is it over?! 479 00:20:57,744 --> 00:21:00,843 Um, he says he'll never come back again, but... 480 00:21:00,930 --> 00:21:04,304 we have to give up soy sauce and Red Dead Redemption 2. 481 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:08,284 - Ohhhh! - Ohhhh! - Ohhhh! - Ohhhh! 482 00:21:11,259 --> 00:21:13,141 Just plain rice? 483 00:21:14,814 --> 00:21:16,461 Yeah, that's what I thought. 484 00:21:17,152 --> 00:21:21,040 Um, could we possibly talk about restructuring a new deal? 485 00:21:21,128 --> 00:21:23,013 Uh-huh! Uh-huh! 486 00:21:23,100 --> 00:21:25,570 No. No. Just, like, can we do, like, a renegotiation? 487 00:21:25,658 --> 00:21:27,463 All right, sign here and here 488 00:21:27,550 --> 00:21:30,562 that you are entering a renegotiation with ManBearPig. 489 00:21:30,650 --> 00:21:32,648 - Where do I sign that? - Right there. 490 00:21:32,736 --> 00:21:34,886 Okay. Yeah, I thought so. 491 00:21:34,974 --> 00:21:36,008 Shut up, Grandpa. 492 00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:37,844 And sign here that ManBearPig has rights 493 00:21:37,932 --> 00:21:40,252 to the lives of all children in third world countries. 494 00:21:40,339 --> 00:21:41,344 Kay, got it. 495 00:21:41,431 --> 00:21:42,984 And you agree to ignore ManBearPig 496 00:21:43,071 --> 00:21:44,491 until he returns in five years, 497 00:21:44,578 --> 00:21:46,851 in which time the carnage will be a thousand fold. 498 00:21:46,939 --> 00:21:48,459 Kay, where do I sign that? 499 00:21:48,569 --> 00:21:52,164 Sync corrections by srjanapala 500 00:21:52,614 --> 00:21:54,450 Arghhh! 501 00:21:54,537 --> 00:21:56,545 Foolish mortals! 502 00:21:56,632 --> 00:22:00,476 Your time is nigh! Face your end! 503 00:22:00,564 --> 00:22:03,490 Um, it looks like Satan is here. 504 00:22:03,577 --> 00:22:05,670 Should I start to worry?